Dear Winifred; Mar. 18

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: March 18, 2014

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Dear Winifred, my problem is this; my neighbor insists on mowing his lawn almost as soon as it get light.  I work nights, and am just going to bed at that hour.  He jolts me awake out of a deep sleep, and I can't fall back asleep.  Do you think I should mention this to him?  Signed Sleepless in Senora.

 

Dear Sleepless in Senora, I have the same problem when I stay out at the tavern very late, and come home to pass out on my living room floor.  My dip-shit husband just steps over me, but the neighbors sound like they have an airport runway in their front yard, they make so much damn noise.  Shit yeah I think you should mention his rude behavior to him.  If he persists, do you have a dog?  If not, get one.  Wait until he's gone later in the morning, and let Fido take several dumps in his yard.  Hopefully, he fails to notice all the brown Christmas presents in his yard, and at the crack of dawn when he's mowing; shit-storm! This is what I did, and this rude behavior stopped real  quick.  Plus, if you get an intimidating breed, they'll quickly dissuade unwanted salesmen from coming to your door to sell you absolute crap!  Winifred

 

 


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