Dear Winifred; Mar. 4

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advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: March 04, 2014

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Submitted: March 04, 2014

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

Dear Winifred, I'm a 35 year old man who...

 

Dear Mount Sammy, la-di-fricking-daw; like I give a shit about how many people you've bagged.  Does that total include all the farm animals also?  I'm surprised that with that massive ego, your neck doesn't collapse in on itself, and your head look much like it's mounted on an accordion!  Do me a favor, get over yourself before I ralph on my shoes!  Winifred.


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