Dear Winifred; May 7

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: May 07, 2014

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Dear Winifred, I need your advice; I'm considered a handsome guy, and I've got an unusual problem; I've got two women after me and I can't decide between the wholesome, innocent one, or the hot-to-trot one who's just out for a good time.I know I should want the innocent woman, but the hot-to-trot one sounds like more fun; I don't know what to do to resolve this dilemma; please tell me what you think?  Signed Torn Between Two Lovers.

 

Dear Torn Between Two Lovers, no, an unusual problem would be finding out your sliced beef sandwich is made from animals who run the mile at the local racing track; well, I guess that would be appropriate with all your 'hot-to-trot' bullshit.  Believe me, there's lots of men who'd love to be in your shoes; a few would love to be in your pants, too, so stop with all your sniveling; Winifred


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