Dear Winifred; Nov. 13

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

Dear Winifred; help my friend and me settle a bet; I say the glass is half full, while my friend claims that same glass is half empty.  What do you think?  Who'll win our friendly little wager?  Signed Conundrum."

 

"Dear Conundrum; really?  This is the shit you're going to waste my time with?  Huh, very well; I suppose it has a lot to do with whatever's in the glass; is it piss water, or non-piss water?  I mean, if it's non-piss water, you're going to hoover that tasty son of a bitch a lot more than if it's some gag-me liquid pollution; make sense?  Even with your tiny brain, you should be able to figure that out.  Kids, if you bet, you may wind up asking some stupid-ass b.s. question like this wad.  Do you want that kids? Winifred."

 


Submitted: November 13, 2013

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The Coyote

Your funniest! I have read the other Nov 14 and 15. If you got more I am sure gonna read'em!

Fri, November 15th, 2013 7:20pm

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Thank you much!

Fri, November 15th, 2013 12:41pm

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