Dear Winifred; Nov. 9

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Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

Dear Winifred; Nov. 9

"Dear Winifred, maybe you can help solve a family disagreement;  I'm 35 and I recently had to move back home, and my father hard works all day and when he comes home, insists on turning the channel to The Nightly Stock Report, even if I'm watching something else.  I feel he could me us if I'm watching something else first.  Maybe I'm wrong in my thinking; I'd love to know what you think.  Signed T.V. Interruptous."

 

Dear T.V. Interruptous, the answer to your being a spoiled, selfish bastard is found in the line, "...my father works hard all day,..."  Hello?  What part of "it's my house, and my T.V." don't you understand?And more importantly, why in hell are you still living at home, sponge?  Maybe if you'd get off the couch, where your ass is apparently fused with the material, and get a job, so you could oh, I don't know, move out?  Winifred."


Submitted: November 10, 2013

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garrycroft

Good one, Mike, your sarcasm knows no bounds...haha. This one had me tittering...great advice...haha.

Mon, November 11th, 2013 7:02pm

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Thanks Garry, but don't blame me for your tittering, that's on you!

Mon, November 11th, 2013 12:49pm

Patri Poe

Haha. I agree with Winifred - this guy has no clue!

Sat, November 16th, 2013 5:39am

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Thanks Patri!

Sat, November 16th, 2013 12:58pm