Dear Winifred; Nov. 9

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
Advice (NOT good!) column

Submitted: November 10, 2013

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Submitted: November 10, 2013

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

Dear Winifred; Nov. 9

"Dear Winifred, maybe you can help solve a family disagreement;  I'm 35 and I recently had to move back home, and my father hard works all day and when he comes home, insists on turning the channel to The Nightly Stock Report, even if I'm watching something else.  I feel he could me us if I'm watching something else first.  Maybe I'm wrong in my thinking; I'd love to know what you think.  Signed T.V. Interruptous."

 

Dear T.V. Interruptous, the answer to your being a spoiled, selfish bastard is found in the line, "...my father works hard all day,..."  Hello?  What part of "it's my house, and my T.V." don't you understand?And more importantly, why in hell are you still living at home, sponge?  Maybe if you'd get off the couch, where your ass is apparently fused with the material, and get a job, so you could oh, I don't know, move out?  Winifred."


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