Dear Winifred, Sept. 15

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
More sage advice from The Winster!

Submitted: September 15, 2014

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Dear Winifred, I need your advice on a problem I'm having, see, a coworker of mine confided in me that he's committed a heinous crime; seems he got drunk one night after work and...  Signed Maxine Pad

Dear Maxine Pad; why in the Hell would I give a rip about what your coworker likes to do in his spare time?  Last time I checked, being gay isn't a crime, and I'd like to personally thank you for wasting my fricking time, okay?

Dear Winifred, I think you're confusing heinous with anu...

 Whoa, whoa there Maxine Pad, look, we don't like filth and pornography splashed over this paper like some kind of cheap-ass cologne.  This is a respectable newspaper, and we don't need blow-chunk comments such as yours, okay there Pad?

Dear Winifred, but you swear up a blue streak on here!

Dear Maxine Pad, I tell you what you should do; craft a complaint letter and shove it up your---oh what's the point?  Dealing with you dregs of society is pointless; you all just ignore my advice and continue with your complete stupidity anyway, so I ask again, what's the fricking point?  It's like spitting in the ocean; it's not going to raise your IQ level one centimeter! 

"There, done for another day; you, sloping forehead boy, make yourself useful and get me a cup of coffee, huh?  I know you've just been hired as the office gopher, so start gophering!"

 

 

 

 


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