Dr Booze: "What the Hell Were You Thinking?"

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Dr. Booze's questions kids should avoid being truthful answering!

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Submitted: March 28, 2012

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Dr. Booze: “What the Hell Were
You Thinking?”

Questions a P****d Off Adult Might Ask, After Many, Many Beers

Kids, you might to rephrase your smart-a**, bitter answer if your parents, but usually

Dad, asks one of the following questions:

Question 1: “Why isn’t the fricking lawn mowed?” Incorrect Answer: “Ah, because it’s December 22, and it’s -35 degrees out!” Correct answer: “I’ll just put on my snow shoes, and bring sticks of dynamite to soften up the lawn!”

Question 2: “Has anyone seen my brand-new dress shirt?” Incorrect answer: “You mean the one I used to wipe up the spilled food coloring?” Correct answer, “Nope!”

Question 3: “Why are you so stupid?” Incorrect answer: “Like father, like son, you drunk a**hole!” Correct answer: “I don’t know; I’d just like to take this opportunity to apologize for being such a major disappointment!”

Question 4: “Have you seen my car keys?” Incorrect answer: “Do you mean the one’s here in my pocket, you drunk fricking moron?” Correct answer: “Nope!”

See kids, sometimes it’s better to bulls**t a parent, for their OWN safety!


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