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A slight reluctance to share!

Submitted: June 07, 2015

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Submitted: June 07, 2015



If you're expecting real poetry, this ain't it!


Hi, Fluffy the Cat here, and I'm all pissed off!,

and I've got to tell you, I've already had enough.

I'm sailing through life, happy as can be,

When 'wham!', as you can plainly see,


who should come to live here?, a sawed-off kid.

I don't know who I've angered, or what I did

to deserve this shit--I was perfectly happy on my own,

now I'll have to put up with him until he's grown


Yes, I know that I'll never live that long,

By the time he's old enough to bail, I'll be long gone.

But I'm telling you, it won't happen soon enough

to avoid "let's pull kitty's tail'--yes, it's tough.


I was the darling of the whole damn house,

living large, and catching the odd mouse.

Now I'm a feline piñata for this guy to punch and kick.

And of this tail-pulling shit, I'm so sick!


Look kid, it may be fun for you to do,

but I'm telling you, back off, don't screw

with me, or it'll be a Fluffy attack.

Get that finger out of my face, or that'll be one you lack!





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