Haiku Hoodoo

Poem by: Mike Stevens

Summary

Another haiku attempt!

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Submitted: April 18, 2012

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Submitted: April 18, 2012

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Haiku Hoodoo

/Tastes just like chicken

That is what you tell a fool

Really tastes like s**t!/

/Rubber tree you pick

A condom from, maybe two

Stay safe; planking; yes!/

/A horse walks into

A bar; the bartender asks

“What the hell you want?”/

/It is hard to make

A joke, using this format

The reader concurs!/

/Once was a girl from

Nantucket, (insert punch line)

Something funny here!/

/Smoldering flames burn

You are in big trouble here

Sins adds up to fire!/

/Five, seven, five means

It is a bitch, this poem deal

Haiku makes you think!/

/Find what you wish for;

Then wish really, really hard

It will not come true!/

/Lower your thoughts, sir!

Try again; maybe this time

Keep dreaming, there, sir!/

/Just trying; right length

Is this bastard long enough?

Not yet, is reply!/

/I think I’m funny,

But I am just fat you say

High school was a bitch!/

/First, last day of work

I am a reject door knob

Fired is the word/

/Would like to impart

My wisdom and insightness

But that aint a word!/

/These years have taught me

The secret of a good life

Has eluded me!/

/The trout are laughing

A wasted day on the lake

Stop at the tavern!/

/Gold chains and tight pants

I am looking so damn good!

Again, leave alone!/

/Press delete again

That idea blows big chunks

This writing sure sucks!/


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Genre: Humor

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Another haiku attempt!

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