Haiku Hoodoo Too

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Haiku Hoodoo Too

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Poem by: Mike Stevens

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Genre: Humor

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More skewered poetry from the 1/2 mind of Mike Stevens!

Summary

More skewered poetry from the 1/2 mind of Mike Stevens!

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Submitted: April 20, 2012

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Haiku Hoodoo Two!

 

/I am hooked on this

Five-seven-five rhyming deal

Crack cocaine in words!/

 

/Someone stop me; yes please

Can not stop disturbing thoughts

I need some help bad!/

 

/Before you think it,

Not in some perverted way,

Just words, if you please!/

 

/There once was this dude,

Considered quite a bastard

Looking at him now!/

 

/Mirror, mirror, tells

Me of the awful, sad truth

That old man is me!/

 

/Forest draped in green,

Makes quite a few rich houses

Where rich bastards live!/

 

/One plus one is two

Unless you are a moron,

Then is minus five!/

 

/What the hell is that?

It is called desperation

No ideas left!/

 

/Skip, run, and jump high/

Pole vault into your nice slacks

Athletes getting dressed!/

 

/There once was this girl,

Who always was late, so late

I’m still waiting here!/

 

/It has only been

Thirty years, give her more time

I think she digs me!/

 

/What do you mean; fool?

I aint a fool, so screw you

Think I heard her car!/

 

/Hard is the punch line

The joke?  Forgot how it goes

Hard is apropos/

 

/Three-headed Hydra

With three left feet can not dance

But he can breath fire!/

 

/Mythical beasts can

Spindle and mutilate you,

So you best beware!/

 

 /Have run out of things

For topics to make these poems

But does that stop me?/

 

/Reverse the charges

When you try to call me up?

Hang up on your a**!/

 

/Pay my money now

Drag my butt onto the bus

Crazy dude talks much!/

 

/Hitting on a girl

“Hey baby, come here often?”

Told to drop stone dead!/

 

/Playing on the tracks

Fail to hear the train, too bad

Walk away legless!/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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