"Hot Hell Dogs"

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A fake ad for 666rs!

Submitted: May 16, 2011

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“Hot Hell-Dogs”

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“Do you like to eat hotdogs?Are you a Satanist?If the answer to both is yes we have both covered in black spades!Now you can burn for eternity, and pork out on a great-tasting, less-filling hotdog.Introducing Hot Hell-Dogs, the first, and as far as we know, only hot dog that combines devil-worship and great-tasting pure meat.Our novel product tastes so good; it ought to be a sin, eh, ha, ha!No longer will you miss out on a black candle meeting because you’re famished.These dogs are packed with a mysterious heat source, so they’re alreadycooked and ready to pop in your mouth. So look for the number 666 emblazoned on our all-black package and you'll know

you're in for some fine hot dog worship!"


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