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Learning (The 'higher' is doubtful!)

Submitted: March 08, 2015

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(If At First You're Not Funny; Pack Up The Tent And Shut the Hell Up!)

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You know, comedy takes lots and lots of practice

Take me for example, please;---ah, waka, waka, waka!

See, now that right there should have been funny,

But, because I've got the sense of humor of a South American Dictator

It just lays there like my date for senior prom

Oh well, at least I don't have to buy it dinner!

They say comedy can't be taught, and I should have listened,

Cause I'm 52, and still walking across campus

Like an ancient loser who begs for loose change, cause I can't

Graduate; "See kids?  Do you want to wind up like

That guy?"  If at first you're not funny, pack up the tent and

Shut the hell up!

 


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