'I've NEVER Lost a Fight!'

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses

Tips from a winner, to a loser, on how to win!

I'm a warrior, I'm a winner every time, and I cheat--
what, don't act so surprised, I ain't tasting defeat.
I wouldn't know, but I heard it tastes like loser-chicken,
which is just like regular chicken, but comes from the last place-hen!
No thank you, losing is for losers, and that ain't my style.
I'll put my oversized brain to work, with all my cunning and guile.
Quick punch them before they're ready, right to the nuts,
then kick 'em when they're down, right in the guts!
To the winner go the spoils, to the loser comes the pain,
to lift your unconscious body, they'll need a fricking crane!
No, I'll stay conscious and awake, thank you very much,
For you, it'll be nap time, and with consciousness you'll lose touch ! 

Submitted: May 04, 2016

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Great! And I love the minion.

Wed, May 4th, 2016 10:05pm


Thanks, Hully, and I wrote this poem based on the photo!

Wed, May 4th, 2016 3:10pm