Later, World!

Later, World! Later, World!

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Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

No Houses

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Goodbye, Fool World!
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Goodbye, Fool World!

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Submitted: December 13, 2012

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Later, World!

"Just a quick note to everyone; this is goodbye; as you know, the world's going to end on the 21st. To anyone I borrowed lawn tools from; bummer! And all that money I borrowed to get my camper fixed? I can't see the harm in admitting I don't HAVE a camper! I used the money to buy a big-screen T.V., several cases of malt liquor, and an inflatable babe; it's a pity though, we had so much in common! And, I'd just like to take this opportunity to clear something up; I thought she was 27! If, on the odd chance that all the media hype (FOX is airing a 'Countdown to Armageddon!') is wrong (that's NEVER happened!), please ignore this comment; I'll get the yard tools back to you soon; my camper is fixed; and I could have SWORN she was 27! You take a look at her, and tell me, was I right to think this?"


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