Lifeline Severed!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses

Total internet addiction!

Quite an unpleasant shock to wake up, stumble

over to my computer, push internet access, and

nothing, zip! Suddenly I'm informationally-blind,

the world could have stopped rotating, the seas could,

even as I sit here pissed, could be flooding inland,

and a 50 foot wall of radioactive water from Fukushima

could almost be about to crest just outside my house, and...

Come to think about it, that's probably what's wrong, yeah,

now I'm sure of it--oh god, I'd better get to the boats!

 

 

 

 


Submitted: May 28, 2015

© Copyright 2021 Mike Stevens. All rights reserved.

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sherry1

Lol, that was great!

Thu, May 28th, 2015 7:08pm

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Thank you much, Sherry!

Thu, May 28th, 2015 12:35pm

Bert Broomberg

Quite a rude awakening. I liked it.

Fri, May 29th, 2015 9:42pm

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Thank you Bert!

Fri, May 29th, 2015 3:33pm

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