My Inflatable Marriage
By Mike Stevens
Today’s the day for me to find true happiness
I asked my baby-doll to marry me, and she said yes
All my friends and family are gathered in this church, ready for the celebration
of me finally taking the plunge; I usually run,
but not this time, I don’t feel so threatened
Everyone thought that my woman was just a pretend
babe, but now they sit there shocked
She’s a real looker; man, does she ever rock!
Of course, her family stares straight up in the sky,
and when my friends and family asks me why,
I say that’s how they have to sit, hour after hour,
They’ll never have to stretch their legs, yes, they have the power
of putting up with everything, and to look past
any of the problems, that says it will not last,
this union between flesh and blood and
rubber, but I’ve really got to hand
it to my bride, she’s taken it all in stride
She’s the silent girl who’s actions don’t try to hide
the fact that she’s found true
love; in the form of me; and no blue,
downer days will she ever suffer
The only problem I can possibly foresee, is if her mother
blows up something minor into a major calamity
But my rubber woman is completely devoted to me
We never seem to argue, maybe because she can’t talk
She never tries to run away, because she cannot walk,
so we always work things out, she’ll never just turn away
And not having a mouth, she’ll never say
the wrong thing
No hurtful words will cross her lips, and the suffering that brings
So all in all I see this lasting, forever and a day,
because no matter what I do, she’ll never walk away!
© Copyright 2016 Mike Stevens. All rights reserved.
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