My Inflatable Woman
Rubber clothes, rubber babe
Doesn’t talk too much, but says I’m her fave
We have everything in common, our interests coincide
We both like old movies, and going for a ride
in the car when we’re spitting mad,
and watching it rain make’s both of us sad
We both can read for hours, we both like a good mystery
Some people get offended when she stares, but she
can’t blink, so they really have to understand
she doesn’t mean to be rude; offhand,
I’d say she comes across as a little rigid,
but believe you me, she’s anything but frigid!
We hit it off right from the very start
When I saw her in the window, I lost my heart!
She used to live in a specialty shop, now
she lives with me
I never knew how happy I could be,
We go almost everywhere together, she never leaves me alone
When I have to go away, I call her on the phone
She doesn’t speak too often, like I said before
But when I come home from work, she’s waiting by the door
She always is pleasant, she’s always on
my side; I’m sure she supports me, doesn’t know how to con
She’s my perfect silent partner in the company that is she and I
When I’ve had a lousy day, I can always tell her why
Yes, my inflatable woman and I, always bounce right back
from any kind of trouble; yes, I found true love, and that’s a fact!
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