Out of Tune!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
Hey, it's nicer to make fun of yourself, AND easier!

Submitted: October 18, 2013

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Submitted: October 18, 2013

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If my life was a song, it'd be like that so out of tune

3-string guitar Uncle Dieter keeps in his attic,

collecting dust, right next to the 1972 14-inch

black and white T.V with Rabbit Ears, the

ugliest sweater know to mankind that he

keeps around just in case Aunt Daisy comes

to visit and asks her brother if he still has it;

after all, it took her hours to knit.  (He still looks

at it and bursts out laughing, it's so hideous!), the game of

Twister that he vowed never to play again after

getting naked one night while drinking, and

making a total fool out of himself in front

of Grandma Edith, and his collection of out-of-date

video games, such as Pong; everything else would sell

at a garage sale, except my life, and possibly

the sweater.  Goodwill would return me, with a

nasty note pinned to my forehead saying, "Not a chance;

nice try!"  I'm The Song of the Hapless, in the key of L for lose!


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