Here I sit again with nothing in my head
Wait, I meant no ideas; that’s what I should have said
I’m trying to write a poem to make my grandma guffaw,
But still I’ve got nothing; I’m saying, “daw!--
err---“duh!” It’s the s***s when you come up blank
All my lame ideas, they really stank
Oh well. I’ve got to
write something, but what do
I write about? Oh, I know,
I’ve got just the thing! It’s so
perfect. No, on second thought,
that one won’t work; no, it’s not
funny in the least; see, the well is dry,
I’m getting so frustrated, I think I’ll cry
My grandma’s waiting, expecting something rich
with clever ideas, but here I am, stuck in the ditch;
I’ll bet she thought, “Here, he’ll use “son of
a b***h” to rhyme this thing, but that’s so above
my thought process; see, I told you I’m so off my nut
I’m folding under the pressure, but
that doesn’t change the fact at all
I’ve got to break through the creative wall
So, here goes nothing; grandma, I hope
you like it, but you’re probably going to think it’s a dopp-
y idea. Anyway, here goes;
this idea will have to suffice, I suppose
“I saw an old movie last night on T.V.,
I...I.., can’t think of anymore, see?”
What did I tell you grandma?
I was going to try again, but, “naw!”
What would be the point? I’ve just got to face
my humor is in a cold, dark place
So I’m sorry if you expected a lot
better. I tried grandma, but that’s all I’ve got!
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