Poem; Sergeant Regret of the Word Police!

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If only!

Submitted: April 05, 2014

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Submitted: April 05, 2014

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Wouldn't it be nice if there was a personal word police

Inside your head?  One that saw the ignorant words you

Were speaking, and slapped a net over them

Before they could hit the intended target?

Boy, I can't tell you how many times I could

Have used a Sergeant Restraint being on duty

Because apparently, I can't police myself

If idiot words were a hole, I'd be damn near to China

By know; I just keep on shoveling until the hole is so

Deep, I can order Chinese take-out, direct from the source!


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