Poem; Some Unexplained Mysteries of the Driving Universe!

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Freaky stuff!

Submitted: March 07, 2014

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Submitted: March 07, 2014



Why is it that when you're running late,

You always get stuck behind THE slowest

Driver in history, at least since the invention

Of the wheel; before that, there was the fire guy,

But he didn't have a driver's license;

So he always took public transportation!

Next, we have the unwritten law of

The Driving Universe that says if you're approaching

An intersection, the light will change to red 50 feet

From the intersection, causing you to slam on the breaks

And everyone within a 10-block radius to look up

And see the moron who was going too fast!

Then, there's the law that says it must be raining buckets

When your car breaks down, miles from a phone

And miles from anywhere.  These are just three

of the estimated 34,000 unexplained laws

Of the Driving Universe; tis a mystery, is it not?

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