Pretend Insight

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Hey, it could be true!

Submitted: August 27, 2014

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Submitted: August 27, 2014

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Found the perfect vehicle for my wisdom-filled comments;

No, not a 75 Pinto; although if you ask me, that was a

Classic!  No, this, what you're reading right now,

Online communicating; where I can claim anything I like,

And unless someone would spend hours checking

The "facts" I spew forth, people will believe me

For example, my family tree stretches all the way

Back to William Shakespeare; actually, as far as I know;

I'm more likely to be trained gynecologist than be

Related to Shakespeare; and I'm technically not trained,

But you'd believe it (wouldn't you?) as if it were

True; or how about the 'fact' that I invented baseball;

Well, the DH was my idea; never mind I was only ten

At the time; the 'facts' are irrelevant, I can just claim

Something, and it basically becomes the truth; also,

I'm often confused with Brad Pitt; okay, I can see

Your bulls**t meter is redlining on that whopper,

Maybe I was wrong about this, it's George Clooney!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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