Release the Kraken
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*To entice you to purchase this song, we’ve included the lyrics:
Release the Kraken
Join the Three-Headed Hydra and other supposedly-mythical beasts
as they gather together for a big old feast
You didn’t think they existed, and now look
Over red-hot coals you slowly cook
Your gizzards they do sizzle as you cook over heat
The different beasts they slobber as they wait for your meat
Some men use the Hydra to carry out their diabolical plans
But not this one group, who signal the Kraken using their hands
Yes, they want something nasty done
If the Kraken’s behind you, you’d better run
Yeah, if the Kraken he finds you, he’ll bite off your head
Needless to say, you can’t run if you’re dead
Release the killing machine; Release the Kraken
A more ruthless beast, there’s never been
Release the Kraken, release the pain
Blood will shoot skyward, and fall like rain
So look around you and see if he’s there
If he is there, you’d better beware
For he’s bad news on four monstrous legs
For him to take pity on you, you’d better beg
Repeat 2nd Pre-Chorus:
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