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Ad for a new private eye show, airing on B.A.A.D Television!

Submitted: October 15, 2012

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“Sheet of Flame in the Big City”

A New Show Airing on the B.A.A.D Network

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“He’s gritty, he’s grimy; he needs to take a shower! It’s private eye Gary Flame, the new anti-hero, whose demeanor matches the city where he’s hung out his shingle. He comes across as about as smart as the average bag your grocery’s came in, but he’s not; well, maybe a little. This crime drama (or is it a comedy?) stars a bright new star in the television skies, Mark Pilsner. B.A.A.D. rescued him from acting the part of Custis Looter on the Lifeline series “Werewolf Husband” and turned him into Gary Flame, Private Eye! Gary may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but he has a knack for solving difficult, seemingly-impossible crimes, by using his admittedly-limited powers of deduction, a right cross like a hammer, and a gun like a dangerous weapon. So be sure to tune in, and see the show that critics are calling,

“Quite possibly THE worst show, ever!” (T.V. Channel Guide)

Oh, wrong quote, “Quite possibly THE best television show, ever! (B.A.A.D Magazine)

‘Sheet of Flame in the Big City”’ airs Monday nights, right after ‘So, You Think You Can Clog-Dance?” We’ll see you there!”


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