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Miscellaneous by: Mike Stevens

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A new cat litter, scented like spring flowers!

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Submitted: December 05, 2011

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Spring Flowers Cat Litter

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“Hi, BILLY HAYS here, here to tell you about a gift from Heaven; for those times when the grotesque odors from you cat box is enough to sicken a person with no nose! You already change the litter in your cat box every 2 weeks, but the stench! Forget about it! You walk around your house, trying not to breath in those putrid fumes, but to no avail. You could live in an oxygen tent, you could purchase a breathing device like firemen wear, OR you could simply buy a bag of the new Spring Flowers Cat Litter! That’s right; the fragrance like your garden flowers on a spring morning, with a cup of coffee in your hand, the soothing sound of birds chirping merrily, and hearing nothing but the silence of the nearby forest, certainly not the sound of Fluffy taking a dump and throwing what little dry litter remains about ten feet in a vain effort to cover up the odors. When you purchase a bag of Spring Flowers Cat Litter, your cat will climb in, even if he or she doesn’t have to go to the bathroom, simply for the aroma! So, take it from me, Billy Hays, purchase Spring Flowers Cat Litter; your cat AND your nose will thank you!”


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A new cat litter, scented like spring flowers!

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