The Bar Owner Blues

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Submitted: July 01, 2015

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Cowboy Bob and the Crack of Dawn--The Bar Owner Blues

 

Verse:

Oh, it's one in the morning as I look down the bar.

Nothing but the usual hardcore drunks are

slumped over their latest last beer,

crying out their troubles with yet-another tear.

 

Pre-chorus:

I must have a doctorate in 'bull-shit 101'.

They're having a good time, but for me it's no fun.

 

Verse:

There's Chip over there lamenting his lost chick.

There's Duke over here chug-a-lugging so damn quick,

if I had a garden hose linked straight to his face,

it still wouldn't be able to keep up with his drinking pace

 

Repeat pre-chorus:

 

Chorus:

Whoa is me, I've got The Bar Owner Blues.

All my regular patrons who don't have a clue.

Yes, The Bar Owner Blues have got me down.

Oh, I'm the queen of hearing oral whining, yes I wear the crown

 

Verse:

At last, it's 2 am and I can finally lock the doors,

and get the place ready for tomorrow by mopping the floors.

Oh joy, another day, more pretending that I give a shit.

I tell ya, I might sample the product, cause I've had it!

 

Repeat pre-chorus:

Repeat chorus:

End

 

 

 


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