"The One-Stop Story Shop"

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Submitted: September 28, 2011

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“The One-Stop Story Stop”

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“How many times have you had to go to 37 different story shops to find all of the different kinds of stories you want? You had to go to the Drama Store to pick up one story, then drive all the way across town to purchase a comedy story, then back across town to pick up that true-crime story you had you eye on. Before now, you might have to pack a lunch, hire a babysitter, max out 3 gas cards, and make plans to possibly stay overnight in a dubious hotel, just to pick up the books you want. What a hassle! Well, not any more! Introducing The One-Stop Story Stop. No matter what kind of story you’re in the market for, you’ll find it at our brightly-lit store! Come in, order a cup of coffee, pull up a chair, and read your butt off (well, not off, because then you’d have balance problems!). Or, if you’d prefer, take the book home with you (unfortunately, theft of our coffee cups has been a problem, so we’ve had to nail them to the counter and insert a straw!) So, purchase whatever category of story you’d like and read, read, read!”


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