The View From Mike's Face

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My Valentine's Day rant!

Submitted: February 14, 2015

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Submitted: February 14, 2015

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"Come on Trigger, on your hooves!"  Well, I guess I'm beating a dead horse.  That bastard hasn't moved in about 16 years; ever since I was rendered immobile by the Car Gods.  I know I go on and on about the sad state of the media, but what can you do, really; turn off your computer?  No, please don't do that!  If I promise to make this the last one ever--err-this year--err--today, will you read it?  Okay, done!   Here's today's rant; "God, WHAT a wasteland of nothingness; an almost-empty void of bullshit!  I was eating breakfast (I had cereal, and it was goooodd; what kind?  Oh, some kind of flakes!) and throughout it I watched CNN.  And what did they air, you ask?  About 10 minutes of sickening ads they always seem to air about 3 spoonful in. I was also watching the NBC Nightly News last evening and I felt healthy when I started watching, and by the time I was done I was convinced I had diseases I wasn't even aware existed.  As soon as I'm done spouting my disgust I'm going to order some 'Goiter-Be-Gone'.  I guess my point is, their insipedness seems to be proportional to amount of food you consume, so I've decided I'll never eat again.  Sure I could just turn off the T.V., but that ain't happening! 

 

"this concludes the dead-horse portion of my ranting.  I now return you to normal suckage, already in progress"

 


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