There Once Was..

There once was this stupid dick, who always posed as me,

he arose from the wreckage of what he thought would be.

This is how stupid he was--he actually believed fair is fair.

He was caught by the short hairs, in reality's glare.

I wish I could say he learned the medium to hard way,

but that wouldn't quite be true--he never learned shit--say

what you want about adapting, and 'learn as you go',

this guy headed straight for the wall, and never veered, no,

I--err--he walked blindly ahead, right into the buzz saw,

the man with the 'loser!' tag, and no luck of the draw!