"Thighs, Breasts, and Wings Magazine"!

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A fake ad, showing The Colonel, as you've (hopefully!) never seen him before!

Submitted: July 12, 2012

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“Thighs, Breasts, and Wings Magazine”

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“Now, see fried Chicken the way you’ve never seen it before, buffet-style, with The Cornel, both in their au-natural state!  We guaranty you’ve never seen The Coronel, quite this exposed!  It’s extra-nudity for you, with a side dish of ‘yummy’!The Coronel, who up until now was hesitant to use his raw sexuality to sell chicken, has finally decided to bare all, wearing only a checkered tablecloth.  So ladies (primarily) it’s a heaping serving of The Cornel, hot and juicy, straight from the pressure-cooker to your eyes!"

 


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