Today's Shit-Cast!

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A VERY different kind of meteorologist!

"Hello, I'm Channel 444 Shitologist Morton (Salt) Braggarist,

And I'm here to give ordinary weather forecast's a twist

Usually, the dude or dudess just forecasts the weather,

BORING!  I mean, let's say it together,

"Who gives a shit," am I right, or am I right?

Just look around at the world, day or night,

And the unbelievable factor goes off the chart

It's like taking a double-pump shot to your heart

So I thought, instead of just the weather, I'd give the forecast for shit

BEFORE yo have to go out in it

Anywhere from a quick dump to a shit-blizzard,

I've got 'em all covered, nea AND far

A quick dump means no more shit than normal,

A shit blizzard means, "put on your hip-boots", cause I'm call-

Ing for a complete brown out!

Yes, it means quite a heavy shit, without a doubt!

It reflects the amount of bad shit taking place

Around the world, and right in your face!"




Submitted: February 12, 2015

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