A smooth move with Action Jackson

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic

True story

Back when I was still flipping burgers

Just after I stopped being unpleasant to look at

Two girls came into the lobby
Well dressed
Totally fuckin bangin hot
One of my coworkers 
Who was greasier than the patties
Swooped in
And started shouting nonsense
They laughed
I laughed
He laughed 
But he mostly stared at their tits
He wrote his phone number on a piece of receipt paper
And told me to write mine down as well
I did
And he slipped it into their bag
They leave
Half an hour goes by
Jackson's phone starts to ring
We just miss it
But they leave a voicemail 
It's a dude
And he's fucking pissed
Someone ran a shopping cart into his Mercedes
And smashed his tail light
But they left their number 
With a note saying they would pay for repairs 
Jackson's number
And the poor sap actually thought Jackson was going to do it
In a just world, maybe 
But he didn't
He just hung up the phone
"Clever ass bitches"
He tells me
As two more girls walked in
"This time, I'll just ask for theirs"

Submitted: August 17, 2015

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