A smooth move with Action Jackson

Poem by: Ministryoflove

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True story

Back when I was still flipping burgers

Just after I stopped being unpleasant to look at

Two girls came into the lobby

Well dressed

Smiling

Totally fuckin bangin hot

One of my coworkers

Jackson

Who was greasier than the patties

Swooped in

And started shouting nonsense

They laughed

I laughed

He laughed

But he mostly stared at their tits

He wrote his phone number on a piece of receipt paper

And told me to write mine down as well

I did

And he slipped it into their bag

They leave

Half an hour goes by

Jackson's phone starts to ring

We just miss it

But they leave a voicemail

It's a dude

And he's fucking pissed

Someone ran a shopping cart into his Mercedes

And smashed his tail light

But they left their number

With a note saying they would pay for repairs

Jackson's number

And the poor sap actually thought Jackson was going to do it

In a just world, maybe

But he didn't

He just hung up the phone

Laughing

"Clever ass bitches"

He tells me

As two more girls walked in

"This time, I'll just ask for theirs"

Submitted: August 17, 2015

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