A smooth move with Action Jackson

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic

True story

Back when I was still flipping burgers

Just after I stopped being unpleasant to look at

Two girls came into the lobby
 
Well dressed
 
Smiling 
 
Totally fuckin bangin hot
 
One of my coworkers 
 
Jackson
 
Who was greasier than the patties
 
Swooped in
 
And started shouting nonsense
 
They laughed
 
I laughed
 
He laughed 
 
But he mostly stared at their tits
 
He wrote his phone number on a piece of receipt paper
 
And told me to write mine down as well
 
I did
 
And he slipped it into their bag
 
They leave
 
Half an hour goes by
 
Jackson's phone starts to ring
 
We just miss it
 
But they leave a voicemail 
 
It's a dude
 
And he's fucking pissed
 
Someone ran a shopping cart into his Mercedes
 
And smashed his tail light
 
But they left their number 
 
With a note saying they would pay for repairs 
 
Jackson's number
 
And the poor sap actually thought Jackson was going to do it
 
In a just world, maybe 
 
But he didn't
 
He just hung up the phone
 
Laughing
 
"Clever ass bitches"
 
He tells me
 
As two more girls walked in
 
"This time, I'll just ask for theirs"


Submitted: August 17, 2015

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