The Something Story

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Just a little something I did up when I was bored.

Submitted: April 20, 2012

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Submitted: April 20, 2012

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THE SOMETHING STORY!

 

Once upon a time…

 

"STOP! "

"What?"

"That’s to cliché, your meant to start of like this…"

 

On a dark stormy night…

 

"Hold up just a minute girls, your not making this into a fairy tale or a horror story. This is meant to be a short story. You can’t start it off like another story, it’s got to be original, inspirational…"

"Like you can do better, Heatly. "

"I can, ready…"

 

SPONGEBOB AWAY!

 

 "…SpongeBob away?...Anyway lets just start off already, shall we? "

"Yea you right Lillita"

" Of ‘course I’m right. I’m a woman."

" Ahahaha your oh so very funny Lillita, but your right, lets start. Kalana, you have the spot light."

" YOU SAID THAT ON PURPOSE! YOU KNOW I DUN’T LIKE THE SPOT LIGHT HEATLY!"

" I sure did. Anyway, quit wasting precious words and begin already, would ya?"

"Alright, alright..."

 

Here on planet…

 

"BABOOSHKA!"

"LILLITA DO NOT SWEAR! THAT IS VERY RUDE!"

"Sorry, but you can’t tell what planet we’re from."

"WE’LL BE DISCOVERED! THIS IS FOR HUMANS ONLY!"

"We’re human…sorta…We have all the right limbs."

"YEA BUT WE HAVE TWO HEARTS!"

"Haha, oh yea. Like the Doctor Who character."

" Most certainly. So where was I again?”
“Kalana you were just about to tell them the planet, but you can’t so let me do it."

"Alright Heatly, go for it."

"Yea, go for it Heatly."

 “Oh who lives in pinapple under the sea? Spongebob square pants! With-”

"STOP! Your ment to be telling a story not singing the spongebob square pants tune."

" Right, right I know. Just checking your awake."

"Well of course I am, I’m here, not in bed. Gosh, I could slap you right now…but because I’m not THAT EVIL. but I’m taken over."

"Fine, you take over Lillita."

"I will."

 

 In a burrow under the ground lived a bunny, he was making eggs...

 

" CHOCOLATE EGGS! And one day I CAME ALONG AND ATE THEM ALL! So then the easter bunny had to post pone easter but for some reason…EVERYONE WAS STILL CELEBRATEING! IT WAS A TRICK! And I ended up with a sore belly…but oh my gosh is chocolate good…I NEED CHOCOLATE NOW! KALANA! TAKE OVER FOR ME!"
"Gotcha back Lillita, by the way, Heatly, where’s Scorn?"

"Eh, proberly still in bed somewhere, you know how he is."

"I most certainly do. Heehe. Anyway…"

 

Up in the sky one day, a bright light was decending and it brang down…down…down…

 

"I think ima be sick, take over Heatly"

"..Alright…DON’T BE SICK IN THE BEDROOM LIKE LAST TIME!"

"TOO LATE!"

"Dang it. LILLITA, HELP KALANA CLEAN IT UP!"

"DON’T WORRY! I WILL!"

"Well, with Kalana sick, Lillita helping her, and Scorn still in bed, that only leaves me…HEATLY THAT ALL POWERFUL SHARP SHOOTER! And yes I did still the sharp shooter bit of storm hawks, it’s an epic show, what can I say? Anyway…I’ll continue with Kalana’s story..."

 

…As the bright lightly descended from the sky we saw it was a space craft of some kind…but it was more like an asteroid.


"Can you get asteroid space craft? Anyway..."

 

 It came down and it brang…ANIMALS!

 

"I for one LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE animals!!! And so do the others, ‘cept Scorn, he’s allergic to them, poor him. Doesn’t know what he’s missing out on, ANYWAY! I MUST PLAY WITH THE ANIMALS NOW!"

[ …five minutes later…]
"OI! WHAT’S THIS THING?! ARE YOU GUYS WRITING A THING AGAIN?!"

"HELLS YEA WE ARE SCORN!"

"Well to bad, it’s going shut down now…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


…And deadness swept over the screen as scorn shut’s the computer down…


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