Woof woof Baby

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A Parody of Ice Ice Baby if the dog in cover picture could RAP...

Submitted: May 25, 2019

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Submitted: May 25, 2019

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"Woof Woof, Baby"

A  parody of Ice Ice Baby

If this dog could rap… in picture

N.A Miller

Yo, VIP, let's hump it!

Woof woof  Baby, Woof woof  Baby

All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Treats grabs a hold of me buds tightly
Flow like a walkie daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll hump you
To the extreme I hump da bitch like a animal
Light up a doggy door and wax a competitor like a savage
Dance, go rush the barker that booms
I'm killing your ass like a poisonous venue

Deadly, when I play a treat melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, this stud don't play

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the bones while my legs bury it
Woof woof Baby Kyle, Woof woof  Baby Kyle

Woof woof  Baby Kyle, Woof Woof Baby Kyle


Now that the party is jumping

With the bass kicked in, and the legs are pumpin'

Quick to the point, to the point, no faking

Humping the bitches like a pound of  burger;

Riding them they ain't quick and nimble

I go crazy when I hear a her whimper

And a bite to her neck to keep my tempo

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Riding her in my doghouse

Panting so hard to make her belly grow large,

The bitches on standby, wagging their tails to say, "Woof!"

Did you stop? No, I just rode hard

Kept on pursuing to the next hump

I busted a nut and I'm heading to the next hump

That bitch was sweet, Yo

So I continued on my walk to the Beachfront.


Bitches were hot ready for mating…

Kyle loves riding females

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting some

Shay with a bite and Kyle with his teeth
Ready for the males on the walk

The competitors acting ill because they're so full of lust
Whimpers ranged out in hell
I grabbed my bitch, all I heard was her panting
Riding her on the back real hard
Jumped off her back, ran away far

Front to back, the vet is packed

I'm trying to get away before the VETS jack me

Animal control on the scene, you know what I mean

They passed me up, confronted all the rabid fiends

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the bones while my legs bury it
Woof woof Baby Kyle, Woof woof  Baby Kyle

Woof woof  Baby Kyle, Woof Woof Baby Kyle


Take heed, 'cause I'm a savage beast

The streets my scene just in case you didn't know it

My town, created all the pups now

Enough to shake and dig holes in the ground

'Cause my style's like a yummy treat

Feasible yelps that you can hear now

Loose and mated, this is a hell of a concept
We make it loose and you want to step dis

Kyle plays with the frisbee, caught like a ninja
Run like the wind so fast, other Dogs say, "Damn."
If my bark was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Mounting the babes while I kick my juice

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the bones while my legs bury it


Woof woof Baby Kyle, Woof woof  Baby Kyle

Woof woof  Baby Kyle, Woof Woof Baby Kyle


Yo, woof, let's get out of here! Woof to your owner...


Woof  woof  Baby Too Hungry, Woof Woof Baby Too sleepy Too tired
Woof  woof  Baby Too Hungry, Woof Woof Baby Too sleepy Too tired
 


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