Santa Claus is Cumming to Tonight

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
santa is getting a little tired of the year after year same old stuff and he wants a change this year.

Submitted: December 03, 2006

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Santa Claus is Cumming Tonight

(Adult Subject Matter)

 

This is the season to be jolly

Let me tell you about Old St. Nick's folly

On Dancer, on Prancer, you know the rest

They took to the night sky hoping for the best

He checked his list, he checked it twice

He wanted naughty, to hell with nice

The same old shit every year

Giving brats gifts, why it wasn't clear

He was tired and these gifts weighed a ton

Santa Claus just wanted to have some fun

He was tired of freezing his nuts off at the North Pole

He wanted to warm his candy cane in some hot hole

For hundreds of years the same old trip

Not a house did he miss or a present he skip

He had come up with a plan this year

Condoms in pocket, he'd get laid, have no fear

Then he'd really be Jolly Old St. Nick

Once he could finally dip his wick

He smiled, on Dancer, on Prancer, you know the rest

He was going to find a honey and put these Trojans to the test

He'd make the delivery tonight express

Speed it up, not miss one address

When its over, it's party time, yes indeed

Speed up, speed up, with the reindeer, he did plead

With the last of the presents under the tree

Vacation time, time for Santa to be free

Heading for a warm climate and a Margarita

Now all he needed was a ready and willing senorita

He spied her though her window blind

she was buxom and built with a big behind

Santa with his red red nose

Watched the mommy take off her panyhose

When she bent over and he saw her thong

He burst out singing the Christmas song

On Dancer, on Prancer, you know the bit

Thing so hard, he couldn't hardly sit

He knocked on her window, she let him in

He gave her a wink and a smile, let the party begin

He dropped his pants and said, "won't you ride on my "sleigh" tonight?"

Santa baby, "put the condoms on the night stand,""we're about to take flight"

He shucked his suit and boots and fell on the bed

Hot, hard and ready to go down her chimney, enough said!

Santa oohed, Santa aahed, so hot, he totally thawed out

She rode him hard and long, and made poor Santa shout

It was so good, he wanted it to last and last

Poor Santa, he couldn't help it, he came so fast!

Santa Claus definitely came in town tonight!

Merry Christmas and to all a Goodnight!

October 18, 2006 (8:33pm)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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