Lazy-itis

That un-rare disease that all we e'er suffer. I'm not happy yet I know the clue, the solution.

It's the lazy-itis keeping me down. I wanna go make myself better, I wanna be who I once was.

Yet lazy's brother Bother won't show and don't help.

6 weeks is waht I need, what's 6 weeks from a life, man I probably spend 6 weeks outta a year eating.

Bother has got me locked up and won't let me out.

So until I can tackle Bother then his brother lazy will always have a hold over me.

Man I need to get thin.... move over you two..... NOW!