fainting at school

i fake fainted at school, and i was sent to the nurse. i faked holding my breath, and told the nurse i felt dizzy. i then collapsed and everyone surrounded me. i watched as people started taking my temp. and listening to my heart. they took my blood pressure. i woke up and said i felt fine and walked out of the office and to class, where i "fainted" again halfway through the door. when i was pretending to fall i hit my head against the wall, and was knocked out for real. i was taken to the hospital and i woke up six days later in the middle of the night. i decided to continue to sleep, but this time fake it.i slept for another two days, although it was boring. i heard people come in to the room say stuff and go out. they injected stuff into my arm and i decided to wake up after an injection. i  had stuff stuck in my arm, and it hurt. people came in to say hello. a few weeks later i left the hospital and back to school. when i got thereeveryone asked me questions, and after a few hours of being in school i pretended to faint during math. my teacher panicked, and called 911 right away, when she should have just called the nurse. this time they could have known i was faking. in a hurry i decided to hold my breath until i would faint. it worked. i fooled them again, and got to go back to my comfy hospital bed. it is sure better than being in my foster home. anyway, two weeks ago i got out of the hospital, and this next school year i will pull another stunt.