It's Good To Be A Woman

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Submitted: September 09, 2008

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National Best friends Day

1. We got off theTitanic first

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gyneological disorder excuses

3. Taxis stop for us

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselfs

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know

8. We can congradulate a team mate with out smacking they're rear end

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our priveates are there

10. We have the ability to dress our selfs

11. We can talk to the oppisite sex without picturing them naked

12. If we marry somone 20 years younger, we know we look like an idiot

13. We will never regret peircing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate can really solve all your problems

15 We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they're not listing anyway


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