someone puts a hamster in my backpack
while in a strange city i visit an establishment called "fly 'er in" which is a combination diner / horizontal bungee jump ride
i see a dog sliced open with dry dog food pouring from the wound. i feed it back to him
i visit a museum dedicated to pirates, ghosts and glass fishes. they have a "spend time with a ghost" room. i also see the first nineteen cent bowl of cereal. the bowl is
shaped like a fish.
i am in the future playing with a tiny animal robot device that will bite you if you don't tear it's head off
i am at disneyland drinking tequila and coloring fish for prizes
i am doing an IQ test. i am stumped by the question "if this is the mainland, what is the size of the island ?"
i see a friend who recently died and she is complaining that her watch seems to have stopped
i am at my daughter's wedding. a woman walks up to me and announces she is my mother. she gives me a musical stuffed cat. touching different parts makes different noises.
when i touch the head it begins singing very loudly. i miss the vows.
i am at a grateful dead show. the only power available is from the taco salad being served in the restroom
i get on the teacup ride at disneyland and its goes straight up
i am shooting baskets to win ice cream
i am at the beach. i am telling a man that a sea monster didn't try to kill his daughter but instead saved her from drowning
my friend shows up in a blue go cart with a huge ice cream cone mounted on the back
i walk across a path of sandwiches and see a grave filled with balloons
a lion licks my hand
a bearded guy steals a toy skeleton
i buy a 1932 TV guide that has nude pictures in it
i am at a party where i see babies sleeping in a bathtub
disneyland has been reduced to a flooded parking lot with a plum punch stand. frisbees are available
i am listening to a song called "she took the condoms to the white house"
i am drinking a bottle of wine with six pears in it
lucille ball and i look for a rare baseball card
i see a train that is part dinosaur skeleton
a friend tells me she is expecting a baby but wants the embryo inserted into a bear uterus because its safer that way
i win a contest and get to deliver milk with david cassidy and a bunch of teenage girls
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