AMORONICANS AND CANUCKLEHEADS

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
meeting halfway

Submitted: February 28, 2012

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there are two breeds of animals

that never should be wed
down south the amoronicans
up north, canuckleheads
 
the northern like their hockey sticks
the south, their baseball bats
and if they have an argument
they fight like dogs and cats
 
the northern live in ice and snow
the southern like it warm
and when the cold and heat combine
it causes violent storms
 
the northern have prime ministers
the south have presidents
the southern folk speak english
and the north, both that and french
 
the northern have their maple leaf
the south, their stars and stripes
they're never gonna get along
they're just two different types
 
but i'm an amoronican
and her, canucklehead
we've made up our own country
and we're living there instead


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