I AM AQUARIUM BANNED

Poem by: moonphish

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a parody of 'we're an american band" by grand funk

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Submitted: March 01, 2012

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Submitted: March 01, 2012

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in the jail for forty days
i've been a-breakin' rocks...judge said i was crazed
quite unfunny, he said, in fact
disturbin' sea world...with my unnatural act

in, i dived...and down, i sank
with shamu playin'...right in his tank
twas boozed and flailin'...what a sight
not long till i was fished out and was booked that night

i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned

four hundred tourists...said "oh my god"
then gave me quite a hand when i joined in the show
feelin' good...feelin' tight...twas drunken that night
the sea world director nearly died of fright

then three riled trainers...strappin' young lads
they jumped in to seize and boy, were they mad
"come on, dude...what's this about ?"
and they proceeded to drag my drunk ass out

i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned


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I AM AQUARIUM BANNED

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