ITS A FAIR EXCHANGE

Poem by: moonphish

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has first penned by OMG Henry

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Submitted: April 25, 2012

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Submitted: April 25, 2012

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they met on the computer

strictly cyber sort of tryst
they joked around and then they found
their chat became more spiced
 
they could not meet each other
for they lived so far apart
but ardor swelled and nothing quelled
the beating of their hearts
 
as it was bound to happen
very soon they fell in love
to be complete, they'd have to meet
when push came down to shove
 
but the miles that lay between them
proved a monumental wall
the couple, vexed, quit sending texts
and made long distance calls
 
but they desired more closeness
than the vacuum of their flirt
and on a whim, she said to him
"please mail to me, your shirt"
 
he understood completely
for he also craved her scent
as to his house, she sent her blouse
a shirt, to her, had went
 
the odors drove them crazy
and their passion went berserk
and driven mad, this lass and lad
put other plans to work
 
they traded their pajamas
then their underwear and socks
then only fair, they mailed some hair
in rubber banded locks
 
by this time they were manic
from the tang of all that stuff
they closer grew, but still they knew
it wasn't quite enough
 
one night she mentioned to him
in a moment of unrest
it would appeal, if she could feel
his hands upon her breasts
 
by luck, he knew a surgeon
and he launched a zany plan
the doctor bud, without much blood
dismembered both his hands
 
he had them packaged gaily
and away the bounty went
he'd love to see her face when she
first spied the gift he sent
 
then there was a knocking
at the door, the postman beamed
and he had brought, too big for slot
a box, or so he deemed
 
it seems his treasured flame
had gotten something off her chest
such paradox, for in this box
he found her lovely breasts
 
so therein lies the moral
keep those big hands to yourself
and charming breasts don't look their best
on some guy's bedroom shelf
 
 
 
 
 


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ITS A FAIR EXCHANGE

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has first penned by OMG Henry
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