KING NEPTUNE

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic

under the sea

ol' king neptune had a castle

and kept tuna fish for pets
and he only chewed fresh sea weed
for he had no cigarettes
for its pretty hard to smoke them
when they're always getting wet
but when living underwater
no one ever sees you sweat
 
ol' king neptune got a planet
he was proud as he could be
but alas, there were no telescopes
in ancient history
and its kind of like uranus
with no mirrors, you can't see
ain't no planet named poseidon
laughed, king neptune, merrily


Submitted: April 18, 2012

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californiadreamin

Lol at "without mirrors" line. So funny buddy. Brought out the snort again!

Thu, April 19th, 2012 4:10am

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yeah, that was my favorite line too...snorts back

Wed, April 18th, 2012 9:23pm

Wilbur

Oh aw ahh funny. Clever and witty and I love picturing King Neptune this way. Laughter all the way! Connie

Thu, April 19th, 2012 10:03pm

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nitrogen narcosis

Thu, April 19th, 2012 3:26pm

californiadreamin

Connie is having trouble posting comments on some of your work. It says you do not accept comments. I find that hard to believe

Sat, April 28th, 2012 1:35am

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i will fix that...definitely an accident

Fri, April 27th, 2012 8:56pm

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