NATIVITY ACTIVITY

Status: Finished

NATIVITY ACTIVITY

Status: Finished

This content is spam! Only visible to super-moderators.
NATIVITY ACTIVITY

Poem by: moonphish

Details

Genre: Humor

Houses:

Summary

an alternative view of a biblical story

Summary

an alternative view of a biblical story

Content

Submitted: December 06, 2011

A A A | A A A

Content

Submitted: December 06, 2011

A A A

A A A


 

said Joe, to Bethlehem, let's steal
my mule, a tool, to carry
if inn is out, i will, no doubt
arrange a manger, Mary
.
so on the beast, in grief, his wife
no saddle for a shielding
you bet your life, she felt some strife
yet rode his ass, unyielding
.
just as they thunk, there was no bunk
their plans were gravely tabled
their patience thin, they left the inn
and in a manger stabled
.
the donkey ride disturbed the bride
she screamed "i broke my water"
the child inside came forth and cried
and Joe yelled "its a daughter ! "
.
now Mary'd heard the prophecies
so that was hard to grapple
she asked Joe to look harder, please
for stem upon the apple
.
no stem adorns, said Joe, forlorn
she's female in her glory
next year, its sworn, a son was born
but that's a different story

 


© Copyright 2016 moonphish. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:

Comments

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar
avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

avatar

Author
Reply

moonphish is a member of:

Share This: