PLAYING ANNA KOURNIKOVA

Poem by: moonphish

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a parody of "blame it on the bossa nova" by edyie gormet....ok, i never met anna kournikova but i used to have a crush on her

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Submitted: February 14, 2012

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Submitted: February 14, 2012

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it was quite by chance
that she caught my eye
servin' all alone
how she let it fly
so i took my stance
and i had a go
and soon i knew
this gal must be a pro

playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
oh..i started out a bit askance
but now, i think i need an ambulance
playin' anna kournikova
and i scored "love"

(friends said, i'm a loon)
no anna kournikova
(calling it a bluff)
no anna kournikova
(callin' me, buffoon)
no anna kournikova
(don't buy that stuff)

now, i'm glad to say
she's my bride to be
and she's gonna teach
the game, to me
and when my friends ask
"hey, can we hang out ?"
i'm gonna tell 'em
NO, without a doubt

playin' anna kournikova
and she's good as hell
playin' anna kournikova
didn't fare so well
but, she musta liked my manly stance
cause it ended up a big romance
playin' anna kournikova
we're so in love

(we'll be married soon)
my anna kournikova
(waited long enough)
my anna kournikova
(for a honeymoon)
my anna kournikova
we're so in love


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PLAYING ANNA KOURNIKOVA

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a parody of "blame it on the bossa nova" by edyie gormet....ok, i never met anna kournikova but i used to have a crush on her

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