RUSTY BUSTY PIPES

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RUSTY BUSTY PIPES

Poem by: moonphish

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: moonphish

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Genre: Humor

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Submitted: December 24, 2011

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a woman named bustavia got hitched and took the hand
of a fellow christened rusty pipes, who was a plumber man
he taught her everything he knew, bought uniforms with stripes
and opened up a business they called 'rusty busty pipes'
 
now usually a plumber's crack is something that annoys
but busty's crack was cleavage, something that a guy enjoys
with pipe wrench she'd be slammin', all the faucets, valves and joints
and the fellows would examine busty's two most stellar points
 
and the business started boomin', people called for miles around
for the gal with breasts bazoomin' , she was famous and renowned
but time goes on and soon both busty and the business sagged
the clientele went elsewhere and appointments sadly lagged
 
but they looked to new horizons and they sold those plumbing tools
they revamped the place entirely and became a singing school
so basses and sopranos, altos, tenors and those types
can now be found in training down at 'rusty busty pipes'

 


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