THOSE DARN MAYANS

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THOSE DARN MAYANS

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THOSE DARN MAYANS

Poem by: moonphish

Genre: Poetry

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Poem by: moonphish

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based on scientific fact

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based on scientific fact

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Submitted: June 12, 2012

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Submitted: June 12, 2012

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those mayans sure were handy

with the calendars they made
and now the doomsday issue
at our doorstep has been laid
 
but when those crazy mayans
made up all those timely laws
they never knew they'd aggravate
the lord and santa claus
 
the date they had denoted
was december twenty-first
just four days before christmas
that was timing at it's worst
 
cause santa's toys were ready
jesus had a birthday planned
but because of wacky mayans
both these parties would be banned
 
so santa claus and jesus
climbed into a time machine
and they went to see the mayans
for they meant to make a scene
 
and they found the ancient temples
where they kept the secret scrolls
and they scribbled calculations
and then back up, they were rolled
 
so thank you, lord and santa
you have saved us from a fix
for now the world's not ending
till december twenty-sixth


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