musically challenged

i craved to learn an instrument

and join up in a band
but i was so darn spastic
when it came to my left hand
 
my right side's fairly nimble
and it does what i command
but no coordination
when it came to my left hand
 
the saxophone is out for me
likewise, the baby grand
barely play the radio
when it came to my left hand
 
my wife suggested trumpet
for you need to understand
i'd only need support it
not that tough for my left hand
 
and so i tried the trumpet
as my wife had wisely planned
i held it up to blow it
not that tough for my left hand
 
but it was problematic
when i tried to let it rip
the top part of my mouth worked fine
not so, my bottom lip


Submitted: June 12, 2012

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Wilbur

there are sides to us that remain a mystery... best regards, connie

Tue, June 12th, 2012 6:39pm

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i love music but it is like magic to me

Tue, June 12th, 2012 11:45am

Julie March

Liked the twist at the end-Hilarious!

Tue, June 12th, 2012 8:48pm

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glad you enjoyed....i am musically inept although i love listening

Tue, June 12th, 2012 2:18pm

californiadreamin

This made me chuckle. I took many instrument technique classes in university and had to learn each of the wind instruments. When starting to learn the brass instruments my lips got so numb I could barely speak after practice. It kinda feels like a protest by both the lips. Anyway, this reminded me of that era of my life. Thanks for the fond memory flood.

Tue, June 12th, 2012 10:32pm

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so welcome....i could not put a clarinet together in 4th grade....psyche scarred , lips saved

Tue, June 12th, 2012 4:18pm

Perdita

This is really funny. If it's not one thing going wrong, its another. Very clever poem Mr. Phish :)

Tue, June 12th, 2012 10:44pm

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thanks so much....glad you enjoyed :)

Tue, June 12th, 2012 4:24pm

Bill Rayburn

Now write a poem about something at which you excel.....

Bill

Wed, June 13th, 2012 12:29am

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i can walk on my hands

Tue, June 12th, 2012 6:06pm

Bill Rayburn

And you've been on stage with bands

Wed, June 13th, 2012 3:02am

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i have been in a garage with a band as the neighbors called the cops

Tue, June 12th, 2012 8:13pm

Bill Rayburn

And you are of such good cheer
You gave the men in blue their props

Wed, June 13th, 2012 5:33am

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once they asked to play a song for them....if they liked it they said we could keep playing........we played them a tune i wrote called 'pop tarts and tequila"....they said we had to stop

Tue, June 12th, 2012 10:58pm

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