WIFE GOT A SEX CHANGE

Poem by: moonphish

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a parody of "life in the fast lane" by the eagles

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Submitted: December 20, 2011

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she didn't make a good man
she was not very handsome
cause she had never been pretty
she was mixed up and went lookin' for answers
with the docs in a far off city
she had a nasty replication of a huge tool
it might have been juiceless, but worked pretty cool
we had too much in common
when we went to bed
i said, "listen, mister, our sex life's goin' dead"

wife got a sex change
shirley changed her name to mike
wife got a sex change

i don't like it so far

eager for action, but wantin' a dame
i felt no attraction for my former flame
i like feminine people
with those valleys and hills
with a sex drive that's hearty
full of heavenly thrills
now, my wife is a terror
hair on her face
wasn't difficult to notice
when she gave me an embrace
she started shavin', but still it ain't right
i was too scared to make it
she was too butch to think about it

wife got a sex change
shirley changed her name to mike
wife got a sex change
wife got a sex change
everything...down the line
wife got a sex change..uh huh

something i'm learnin'
though it sounds perverse
if my wife doesn't stop, fine
my own sex i'll reverse
i said "listen, baby, i can lose this dangly thing
if you wanna try it my way
oh, what passion i could bring"
i said "call the doctor...he'll fix me up a gash
when done i'll look quite stunning
but it takes a lot of cash"
we went rushin' down the freeway
and my goods were lopped off
she didn't care...she was just dyin' to climb on

and that's when...i got a sex change
surely, i have lost my mind
i got a sex change
i got a sex change
i'm a girl...all the time
i got a sex change

i got a sex change
i got a sex change


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