Dieting

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
I fought the flab but the flab won...

Submitted: February 01, 2008

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I wanted to go on a diet
To try loose a bit of weight
Not for any real reason
Or for a particular date
I just wanted to see if I could
Fit into a size smaller dress
But no matter what I did
It turned into a bit of a mess
I gave up the biscuits and chocolates
The sweeties and sticky buns
I started to exercise daily
I even went out on runs
I slipped on the street
Fell over a wall
Banged my head
That wasn’t all
I sprained my ankle
Dislocated my knee
I’ve had enough of this dieting
Please just pass me a cup of tea.
 


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